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The latest studio album from the Nasty Bunch of Bitches

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releases May 13, 2016

Jack Stallion - Vocals
Sotirios Gatsiopoulos - Drums
Sam Rucker - Bass
Brett Caton - Guitars
Jake Yergert - Guitars
Recorded, Mixed, and Mastered by Chris Fogal at Black in Bluhm Studios in Denver, Colorado.
Produced by the Nasty Bunch of Bitches.
All songs written and recorded by Nasty Bunch of Bitches.
Jacket Design by Jake Yergert.

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Track Name: Talent
Trying to take the human out of art
Well what the fucks it for then?
Trying to sterilize and take away the heart
Well fuck me I don't want it then
The frustration that I feel
A sin to even sound real
Process it and make it loud
Diversity would kill your crowd

People are smarter than you give them credit for
But you keep feeding that company you're selling for
Don't try to stimulate them anyway
That's not a brain is for
Popularity and fashion it's real
Originality doesn't have that mass appeal
Process it and make it loud
Diversity would kill your crowd

Pointless to even be mad
Cliched, stereotype thought I have
Technology is killing art

Don't make them work for it
That computer can always fix it
Who needs practice anyway
But everyone's stuck in a grid lock
Over production's the one with the big cock
Talent has gone away
Track Name: Cake Vodka and Moth Weed
Where did my dick go?
Where did my dick go?
I was so convincing

Are you surprised by my language
Did my antics throw you off?
Is your mind getting tired from
trying to shove me in that box?
Tell me I was good for a girl one more time!

I'm a lady with lady parts
I know just what you're thinking
Is she doing something different than sex
How much have I been drinking?

My dick is tattooed on my side
It's never meant to hide
Keep acting like that douche
We can compare size

It must be so confusing
It must be so confusing
It must be so confusing
It must be so confusing
Track Name: Failing
I've got the meanest words
Harsh and pointless
I've got this pit telling me how wrong I am
You think I'd learn my lesson
That I might shut up
Instead of making the same mistakes again and again

Sometimes love means failing everyday
I have to change my ways
Sometimes love means failing everyday
I have to change my ways

Getting Caught up in insecurities
To cause real problems
How does it feel?
You created it
It's your monster child
Try to tame it before it GETS TOO WILD

Sometimes love means failing everyday
I have to change my ways
Sometimes love means failing everyday
I have to change my ways

When fear tries to take the good things that you have
You've got to beat it, beat it back
When fear tries to take the good things that you have
You've got to kick it, kick it's ass

Maybe if I were nicer
Maybe you would like me better
Maybe if I were nicer
Maybe I would like me better
Track Name: Smack
Why are you so sad baby
Don't you know I'd never give up on you
Don't you know my souls been burning
and my heart fell apart too
Don't you know there's no comparison
To how I feel about you
But you just keep on looking
Maybe something good will pop up for you

Maybe drugs are pretty in a way that I could never be
Maybe consistent sex is no comparison to novelty, oh

You say you want more
I guess I don't understand
I don't think someone could love you more
Well more than I have
You've got so much sadness
I want to be there for all of it
But you never told me
So I just sat there ignorant

Maybe drugs are pretty in a way that I could never be
Maybe consistent sex is no comparison to novelty
Maybe you were never very good, very good for my self esteem
I love you so fucking much I just want you to be happy

Refuse to feel it, or let it sink in
There's too many questions, and my skin is crawling
I put my stomach through a shredder
My whole torso's tied in knots
I set my soul on fire, just so it could rot

Maybe drugs are pretty in a way that I could never be
Maybe consistent sex is no comparison to novelty
Maybe you were never very good, very good for my self esteem
I love you so fucking much I just want you to be happy
Track Name: Lingerie Liquidation
How much money did I spend to just prop up my boobs
How much money did I spend to send you some sweet nudes
I've got a box full of lace, I don't know what to do
What do I do with the lingerie if I don't have you

Breaking up, and I don't care
Breaking up, It just seems unfair
Breaking up, Well I don't want to break up
Breaking up, with my underwear

I could throw it in the gutter
I could toss it in the trash
I could wear it all around town
and just show off my ass
I could wear it with another guy
and see if it feels weird
I could just go celibate
and lock it up for years

Breaking up, and I don't care
Breaking up, It just seems unfair
Breaking up, I don't want to break up
Breaking up, with my underwear
With my under, with my under
With my mother-fucking underwear

Thank you Victoria
Thank you Fascinations
For giving so many outfits
Worthy of erections
But it's been a couple years now
and it pains me to say
That me and this drawer of good times
Must finally part ways

Breaking up
Breaking up
Breaking up
Breaking up with my underwear
Track Name: Pornography
Desensitize, Deteriorate, I’m over this destruction
Living in a society where perversion is accepted to function
Just live with it, Feed ignorance, Do you really think this is what sex is
Disposable human beings, waiting to be disposed of
Nothing more beautiful, half woman, half plastic
Twisted fantasies not based in reality
You’ll get pleasure but at the price of whose sanity

I’m glad you get off to meth and molested daughters
I’m glad you get off to dead beat fathers
And when the truth is pointed out, It’s biology vs. Morality
Libidos winning this round

Hide behind convenience and detachment and you are detached
With interchangeable lovers lose intimacy to corruption
And you still wonder why you struggle to function
Revictimize, coerce, she’s just another empty girl
A piece of candy, a piece of meat, just another stain on your sheets
Sacrifice humanity to an industry that’s based off of harm and misogyny
You found beauty and you destroyed it, mutilated it, and tried to control it

Chorus

Your entitlement, I am sick of it
A bodies not a piece of property
Track Name: Green
Disgusting how we turned a blind eye
We let greed win
We consciously choose to ignore it
They're saying it's close to the end
But we still refuse to see
Ignorant intentionally
It's all a conspiracy cause
That could never happen to me

How does your money feel
When everything is dead
We could build you a pedestal
But there's no around to build the caskets
And is it flattering
To be part of a dying breed
I'm a celebrity
I helped destroy everything

It's all about the money
It controls everything but
It's hard to have an economy when
There's no humanity

Keep on producing
Don't stop consuming
There are no side effects
With our lives we'll pay this debt

This world is our home to destroy
(there's no harm being done)
Entitled to it, We can abuse it
Job creations number one
(there's no proof it's happening)
We've gone and screwed it
We're going to lose it
Track Name: Freak You Out
Feels like I’m pulling my stomach through my throat
It feels just a little bit out of control
So let’s get drunk and second guess in the morning
Let’s have fun and forget all the warnings
Feeling just a little bit gnarly inside
Don’t think that I can handle this high
Feels so good, then I’m crashing, I’m burning
Can’t figure out if I’m the one instigating

So now that I’m sitting here turned inside out
Trying to figure how to go about
The conflict that I’m constantly feeling
The psychotic wrench I’m trying to conceal
Looking ridiculous it suits me well
When I sober up I’ll put myself through hell
For the things I let spill out
When I’m too drunk to see my whereabouts

I could freak you out or I could treat you good so good
It’s all perspective now I never handle things how I should
So I’ll sit here now with this creepy introspection
I know, I know, I know I’ll learn my fucking lesson

It feels like I’m pulling my stomach through my throat
Feels just a little bit out of control
Racking up my anxieties
But only when you’re away from me
Feeling a whole lot of wretched inside
What a crash accompanies this high
I think my rib cage might be imploding
All this could end if you’d just SHATTER ME

I could freak you out or I could treat you good so good
It’s all perspective now I never handle things how I should
So I’ll sit here now with this creepy introspection
I know, I know, I know I’ll learn my fucking lesson

Feels like I’m pulling my stomach through my throat
Feels just a little bit OUT OF CONTROL

I could freak you out or I could treat you good so good
It’s all perspective now I never handle things how I should
So I’ll sit here now with this creepy introspection
I know, I know, I know I’ll learn my fucking lesson
Track Name: Short Song of Hatred
The world would've been a better place if you had never been born
And maybe you wouldn't have been if anyone had been warned
I hate to call you human, that doesn't seem like the word
For such a gross atrocity, a nasty fucking worm

And I hope the weight of being awful it shatters you
And it crushes you
When you look back on your life you realize it was pointless
And that every impact that you had
It was bad, you're insignificant
For not one second of your life did you ever feel important

As you sit there in your hatred
As you rot in fucking jail
Have you ever felt remorse just once
Have you ever even cared
Well I can tell you from the outside in
There's not one fucking soul
Who cares if you're alive or dead
Or if you end up in a hole

I hope the weight of being awful it shatters you
And it crushes you
When you look back on your life you realize it was worthless
And that every impact that you had
You were bad, you're insignificant
For not one second of your life did you ever feel important

Next time you're feeling violent
I have a rope for you
And I have a couple ideas of some things that you could do
But a quick death doesn't seem fitting
So if you need some help
Just call me on the telephone
I'll string you up myself

I hope the weight of being awful it shatters you
And it crushes you
When you look back on your life you realize it was worthless
You were bad, you're insignificant
For not one second of your life
did you ever feel
did you ever feel
did you ever feel
important
Track Name: Both My Dads Are Wierd
I grew up in a common situation
I got two dads but no they aren't dating
One brought me into the world
And the other brought me through it
You know they're both the sweetest souls
Even if they're getting kinda old
Just know when I take you home oooooooooohhhh

Both my dads, both my dads are wierd
Both my dads, both my dads are wierd

I grew up with a lot of questions
Like "Who's taking me to music lessons?"
and on father's day, well, "Who gets the card?"
Everytime I get a boyfriend he's gotta make double the impression
Cause I got two dads and they both got a shotgun

CHORUS

Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
Two dads are better than one
Two dads are twice the fun
But you only need one mom

I grew up in a common situation
I got two dads but no they aren't dating

CHORUS
Track Name: Dick Punch
I’ve got responsibility ingrained in me
I am a functioning member of society
I’ve got all the debts just like you
We’ve all got better shit to do
Because I spend half my time in a place that I hate
I spend the rest of the time anticipating in wait

I could get arrested, I could break my legs
I could say fuck money, I could sell my eggs
I don’t think you really understand this hate
Don’t ever want to step foot in that place

Half a decade into wasting my youth
Money wise I’m no less screwed
Try to justify and keep a positive attitude
But I’m hateful lately, decreasingly productive
The more I get pushed, the more I think fuck it
The more I think fuck It

Maybe I could cut all my tendons
Or maybe I could slash my own tires
I could pull out my wisdom teeth
Using my deodorant pliers
I’d probably still have to work
If I had a bloody stumps for legs
They’d throw a towel at me
And ask me to stay for the day
But alas, I’m your slave
Track Name: Protect and Serve
Abuse of power would be an understatement
To say you disgust me would be my breath wasted
Protect and serve, such dirty words and
You're the abuser in most situations
You get a little power and you overstate it
It's cause of you, We're gettin worse

How many stories do we have to hear
About you steppin outta line
The lines that you're supposed to draw
I guess your lines are fine
Brutality and blunt force
You'd be a murderer without the uniform
So we'll just call you a public servant
Or a tyrant of the force

Fucking ticking time bomb
You're your own breed of gang
You're a nasty epidemic
And it's time for a change
A bully in a safety suit
A liar with a gun
The safest way to handle you
Is to RUN RUN RUN

PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT AND SERVE
PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT AND SERVE
PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT AND SERVE
PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT PROTECT AND SERVE

Fucking ticking time bomb
You're your own breed of gang
You're a nasty epidemic
And it's time for a change
A bully in a safety suit
A liar with a gun
The safest way to handle you
Is to
Track Name: Asking For It
I didn’t know my clothes gave away my consent
I didn’t realize this dress was begging for your dick
I guess when I got dressed this morning I was naive
I should have worn something with a little more sleeve
I already knew that I was just a vessel for sex
That’s why I can’t dress so provocative
I guess I was asking for it

Let me get it through your head
Let me get it through your thick ass skull
I’m a human being and I am not a fuck hole
If you see some sort of invitation in my clothes
It seems to me you have a problem with control
If you think that I’m weak
‘Cause you can render me powerless
Just remember you’re the one
Who can’t control himself in public
So let’s get it fucking straight

I can do anything I want
Wear anything I want
Flaunt if I want to flaunt
And I’m still not asking for it
I can walk through an alley in the middle of the night
Wear my dress just a little too tight
Wear high heels up to the ceiling
Wear a shirt just a little too revealing
I’m still not asking for it
I’m still not asking for it

If you see women as walking objects
It’s hard not to use them
Maybe you should change your views
Instead of blaming why you abuse them
And if you wanted control
Then you should’ve used your hand
If you would’ve done that you could still be considered a man

Chorus

If you want to reduce me to a hole
You’re the one lacking morals
Trying to pin your actions on me
Can’t take responsibility but

Consent isn’t sexy
It’s necessary
Track Name: Vices
I've been feeling pretty down lately
I'm starting to wonder if I'm actually crazy
I've been so depressed that I can't see
Anything past, anything past me

What kind of poison should I drink
What kind of vices do I need
Woah I'm the one doing this to me
What kind of poison should I drink
What kind of vices do I need
Woah I'm the only one to save me

I've been trying to fill it up with booze and sex
I wake up in the morning feeling nauseous
And I'm not getting off I'm just getting frustrated
That inconsistency has got me jaded

What kind of poison should I drink
What kind of vices do I need
Woah I'm the one doing this to me
What kind of poison should I drink
What kind of vices do I need
Woah I'm the only one to save me

Save me, Save me
Woah I'm the only one to save me
Save me ohhhhhhhh
Well I'm the only I'm the only I'm the only one to save me

What kind of poison should I drink
What kind of vices do I need
Woah Well I'm the one doing this to me
What kind of poison should I drink
What kind of vices do I need
Woah Well I'm the only one to save me
What kind of poison should I drink
What kind of vices do I need
Woah Well I'm the one I'm doing this to me
Woah Well I'm the one I'm doing it to me
Woah Well I'm the one I'm doing it to me